Today is FUN! :D
afternoon is all the normal school stuff
after that during SS lesson then miss tan never come
NO SS TEST! :DD
so we just sit around, talk, and copy hmwk =X

after that we go home
then got me, huiling, mag, charlene, amanda, stella and kaiying
then dno whos the one who started this thing bout the colour of the nipple
i know the topic is super obscene
but. yea. they all just bullshit about it
and amanda said "my nipple is rainbow colour lah"
OH MY GOD. obscene sentence.
amanda! your secret is revealed!

then me stella huiling and magdalene went to huiling's house
1) went to NTUC and act as aunties, cause we arguing what to buy and stuff
2) i got bluff by all of them lah. i asked huiling wheres her house. she said yio chu kang. so must take MRT to yewtee then change to bus for 50 mins! then charlene sms me ask where her hse is. so i said "yio chu kang lah. damn far lo" then later they reach this block. then i ask wheres your bus stop? she say take lift up the bus up there. i still thought got highway up there lah! LOL! its the lift to her house. -.-
3) watched john tucker must die and act mac
4) start the cooking session!
5) when the whole thing ended, we went to huiling's room and continue the John Tucker thing until 8 liddat then leave. XD

I still love my jelly
it taste the best lah! =X
nicer than MAG PHUA and STELLA's!!
ops. haha. cause its lychee flavour. i love lychee, longan, rambutan.
all the flesh is white one. so nice!

if you think this way works
then you are so so so wrong

my aunty tio buried already
then my grandmother cry alot alot alot
then its like, i nvr see her cry b4
and today. its like cry and shout at the same time lah
i still dun understand why people go and jump
this is so weird lah.
i can imagine how i want to kill myself
not by wrist/neck cutting, jump from building/ sea/cliff/mountain/aeroplane/tree, swallow poison(detergent/rats' poison/insecticide), hang urself, inhale toxic, eat lots of sleeping pill/medicine, burn/drown urself, starve, bang the wall/floor/door, get hit by car/lorry/van/bus/motorcycle(vehicles lah)
NO! it hurts lah. pain pain pain
ok. so i wun kill myself

& i dun get it
why people die have funeral
then people burn nothing one
its like you came with nothing
then go back with nothing lah
funeral still must burn LOTS of incense paper, joss stick, paper houses, car, people
then will waste resources, pollute the air lah
ok. so if i die. i shall not have funeral
i shall just want a coffin and land
to bury myself

ok. this is random



nothing really last 4ever
friends, family, love
ya. they just dun last

AHAHA!
omg
look at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRGzs3lTFHk
thats steven lim dancing dno wad.
eww.
and this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEn9QkLAbC8
i bet saliva fly everywhere

MRS ONG GOT A BABY
tts so cool lah
but we will miss her when her baby is due
T.T

ooh. the newspaper wrote bout my ah yi jump
on 23rd july de wan bao
3rd page
and yesterday the reporter go to the funeral there want to ask question
lol. people sad then reporter go ka ciao. weird
ah. enough bout that =D


you promise to walk home with me
you promise never to leave me
you broke all your promises
you didnt reply when people ask you not to
when did you ever starts doing what i said
you are a professional heart wrecker
and im not talking bout who you thought you are

today is a weird day lah

23rd July 2007 is weird.
cause this morning my mum received a phonecall

then she and my dad went out

then change to prepare to come to school

after that my daddy came back and pick me up to go school lah

then i keep pestering him to tell me wad happen

then he say you come back you will know already

then i ask him bad news or very bad news.

he said" very very very bad news"

argh!

then during FPSP halfway my sister called

and tell me my da-yi (aunt) jumped and died

im like. omg. then cry abit lah.

then must finish FPSP wad

so lucky charlene is there to bullshit and entertain

so it abit ok lah

THANK CHARLENE!

and STELLA

and HUILING

and EUGENE

and MAGDELENE

and YIHUA

ya. so i reached home le.

my sister said the police said my da-yi must probably is fall to death

so she didnt commit suiside

but its like at midnight 2 plus 3 plus lor

the police say she arranging flower by the window

then she stand on the stool.
and she make until drop down

but its weird. where got ppl midnight make flower

and she got depression one lor

and she most probably got hit the you know

dry your shirt there the pole

cause she landed very far from the HDB block

and she jumped/dropped from 15th floor.

but shes still in one piece

and im goin to the funeral soon

and second is

on msn my primary school fren added me lah

and its like WOAH! shockking

cause he like went missing for 2 plus year le lo

then suddenly hes here

no. hes in SHANGHAI

tts in china lah. omg

and the weather now is like this ( see below ) scary!

KBOX

there. all the glam and unglam pic in kbox. =X

AH! i finished twilight and im reading new moon

im super depressed now.
i dun get whats the problem with edward
he's just so stupid enough to leave
and bella is worst enough to react like her world ended and stuff liddat
ah! and new moon is the second book that made me cry
when edward left her in the jungle and the CD and the photos all went missing
hes super unfair lah.
i mean if hes leaving might as well leave some things for bella to remember and stuff.
selfish

and LOL! my uncle told me to go youtube and look for the steven liu video where he scolded xiaxue for listing him 2nd as the most digusting blogger.
im totally amused by how he reacted in the video
yea. and i felt like puking my a** off just staring at it.
no offence. but. woah..
if he looks shuai right, he dont have to like post notice for a girlfriend
WHATS MORE! he wanted his girlfriend to be pretty, nice, faithful n gorgeous
GORGEOUS!
wads his problem ah?
how i wish he could look carefully into the mirror and stuff.
haiz..

aha. went to malaysia de chalet on sat
cause my uncle bdae
then then its damn fun lah
cause i realise fishing is fun
but. -.-
i didnt catch any even after devoting like more than 4 hrs by the sea
no. yes. by the sea . on a raft.
but i caught one tiny winy sea snake.
not exactly very small lah. as in
now take out both of ur hand
clasp it together
then your finger and finger face each other
open
then from the palm to the palm
ok. i dno wad im talking bout.
ah! but i think the snake thing died cause the hook went through its belly
but ITS NOT MY FAULT
cause it entangled itself onto the fishing thing de string lah.
argh. karma.
yes. by the end of the day only caught 2 fishes
the 2 up there.
i want to go again.
NICE! :D

ooh. im darn happy. cause the chalet have aircon! :D
HAHA. its something which you can least expected in a chalet situated in the middle of alot of kampong houses.
and the chalet is not kampong type.
( not made of wood, made of.... of wad? cement ah?)

quizzzzz
1.[x]You have choked on your water before.
2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. [x] You have walked into a door.
4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5. [x] You have walked into a wall.
6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.
7. [x] You have jumped off something.
8. [x] You have been shocked.
9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave/oven.
10. [ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the show you were watching.
11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.
12. [ ] Your friends/family call you blonde
13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out.
14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
15. [x] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.
16. [ ] You have stuck a knife in a toaster before.
17. [x] You have played with fire.
18. [x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.
19. [ ] You've burned yourself on a flat iron/curling iron.
20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

multiply this by 5
14x5= 70
im 70% retarded. lol. i think i count wrongly lah
i where got retarded

ahaha. i so sian. so i posted random photos.

-me and amanda retardacy in the bus

-how amanda laugh

-i dno wad charlene is doing. i think reading magazine

-poor timomo tay with powder on the face ( even though you cant see the powder properly)

-and the focus is not the toilet(duh). its amanda's hand. HAHA

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
i wonder who. XD

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind?
i dno why. i thought of unicorn. so nice

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
bring the unicorn home

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it?
O.O! have swimming pool. damn big. got those twirly staircase. nice nice lights. swings. flowers. omg.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
yes

6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. Whats on it?
candle-light dinner things. yea and FLOWERS!! daisy! roses! tulips! sunflower! flower power!

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
those where the wine is poured in

8. What do u do with the cup?
bring it back inside

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
river ah. then the inside more is waterfall

10. How will you cross the water?
bridge

NOW WHAT IT ALL MEANS. p
DONT READ THIS IF YOU HAVENT FINISHED YET!!!
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1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
whoo. icic =D

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
unicorn is big ah. omg. i dun have big problem. i met baby unicorn

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
i bring my problem home.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
lol. no?

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced. have fence nicer wad. pfft


6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
yay. im happy. i have lots of flowers

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
it doesnt link lor. u dun expect metal cups out there at the beautiful house right?

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
lol. bring it back inside. stupid. means wad?

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
river is small.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
=D. i'll be on the bridge. nehnehnipoopoo

koped from charlene chan

AH! going out with amanda jamie and huiling is fun
lol. cause today its like 3.20+ when amanda finally finish her chinese compo
then me amanda and huling walk out of school cause jamie dno go find WHO
then later she called and ask us wait for her
then she ask where were we. then we were like outside a tree of the front gate
then she ask alot of stupid question" which tree ah? which tree?"
come out and see lah jamie wong
so we just hang the phone

then later at the bus
jamie and amanda started zilianing
after awhile then reach JE
so we went to popular to search for twj bdae present
yes. we bought it. =D

next is go buy waffle and amanda bought muffins
then smuggle into the library
and read magazine. =.=
from 4+ read until 6+
but 5+ amanda go already. poo you

then me huiling and jamie go to the shoe shop
and buy shoe! =D
then we went to aries
and they started clipping my hair up with hideous clips and hairband
and it super gigantic kind lah. eww
then buy thing buy thing

and gossip =X on the mrt
oh. 2 stupid thing jamie and huiling said today
1)jamie" i dun use eyeliner one, i use pencil"
me" huh!? you use the house de pencil and draw your eye?!"
2)huiling"got some people is pierce the nails one lo"
jamie" lol. just pierce liddat one wad. one hole and yea finish"
huiling" but its super painful wad"
jamie"so you always cut finger then die le lah?"
huiling" oh ya hor. XD"

LOL! they so funny. lets go shopping again. =DDD

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT...
put an x in the ones you do then add it up and thats your age!

[ ]I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] I do my own laundry.
[ ]I can cook for myself.
[ ]I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
[ ] I think politics are exciting.
[ ] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends.
Total: 0

[x] I show up for school and/or workevery day unless I'm sick.
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ]I've never gotten a detention.
[ ] I've watched talk shows to pointout the credibility of it all.
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week.
Total so far: 1

[x] I know how to run the dish washer and or do the dishes.
[ ] I can count to 10 in Spanish/French/German/Italian/Thai.
[ ]When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[ ] My parents trust me.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[ ] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[ ] I pay attention at school.
[x] I remember to feed my pets.
Total so far: 4

[x] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The first thing I do when i get home is get a soda/drink
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[ ]I understand jokes the first time they are said
[x] I can type fast.
Total so far:8

[ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex
[ ] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
Total: 10

the number u got is how old u act repost as "I act as _ years old"
I ACT AS 10 YEARS OLD.
gosh.

29 CONFESSIONS

[ ] I Talk a lot when I get really
nervous.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I’m afraid of the dark.
[x] I can’t sleep in a room if the door
is open
[ ] I can’t sleep in a room if the door
is closed
[ ] I am homosexual.
[x] I believe in true love.
[ ] I’ve ran away from home
[ ] I listen to political music,
greenday and soad, U2
[ ] I collect comic books

HOW MANY SO FAR? 3

[x] I shut others out when I’m sad.
[x] I’ve stayed out all night.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the
world.
[x] I watch the news
[x] I love Disney movies.
[ ] I am a sucker for green eyes.
[ ] I am a sucker for brown eyes.
[ ] I am a sucker for blue eyes
[ ] I dont kill bugs

HOW MANY SO FAR? 7

[x] I’ve slipped and fell in public
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.
[x] I want a better job
[x] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.
[ ] Been on msn drunk
[ ] I love Dr. Phil.
[ ] I like multiple people,

HOW MANY SO FAR? 10

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I am self-conscious.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I have tried alcohol
[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.
[ ] I have tried a cigarette
[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[ ] I have tried a joint.
[ ] I have had a threesome, or group
sex.
[ ] I fantasize about having a
threesome.

HOW MANY SO FAR? 13

[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.
[ ] I have cough drops when I’m not
sick.
[ ] I can’t swallow pills.
[x] I have a lot of scars.
[x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider
in the room
[x] I like chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails
[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.
[ ] I play computer games when I’m
bored.
[ ] Gotten lost in the city.

HOW MANY SO FAR? 16

[ ] Been caught doing something
illegal.
[ ] Thought of suicide before.
[x] Seen a shooting star.
[ ] Gone out in public in my pajamas
[ ] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Been in a fist fight.
[x] Laughed and had some type of
beverage come out of my nose
[x] Pushed all the buttons on an
elevator.
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on
purpose

HOW MANY SO FAR? 19

[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[x] Gotten stitches.
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one
hour..
[x] Bitten someone
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls
[x] Gotten the chicken pox.
[ ] Crashed into a car.
[ ] Crashed into a pedestrian.
[ ] Been to germany

HOW MANY SO FAR? 22

[x] Ridden in a taxi
[ ] Shoplifted.
[ ] Been fired.
[x] Had feelings for someone who didn’t
have them back.
[ ] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[ ] Injected someone or yourself.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras
[ ] Been to Europe.

HOW MANY SO FAR? 24

[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or
employee.
[ ] Been married
[ ]Have a list of people you
want to kill.
[ ] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in
one day
[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] Thrown up in a bar.
[x] Eaten sushi.
[x] Cried in public

HOW MANY SO FAR? 26

[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with
your eyes closed.
[x] Liked someone even though you knew
you shouldn’t have.
[ ] Thought of someone a lot lately.
[ ] Hate the world.
[ ] Cheated on someone.
[ ] Love dressing in drag.
[ ] Have been caught having sex.
[ ] Popped pills
[x] Given a compliment to someone but
you were infact lying.
[x]Eaten dog/cat food.

HOW MANY SO FAR? 29

THIS POST IS TOTALLY BOUT MY FREAKING COUSIN
if youre not interested in him, oh. or you are intereested in him. dun look
cause you definetly change your view on him
hes a complete shit lah

argh! now i super cant stand my freaking cousin lah!
i went home today
then my mummy asked me go his room
dunno wad he want
so i went in and he give me the cant-you-see-im-pissed-with-everbody look
and the first sentence that came out is
" where did your freakng phone die to"
and i got the whole thing.
he reformated his com and yes. need to find a way to make internet connection again
and he couldnt do it
so he called my phone
5 times
and i jolly never picked up
you call i must pick up meh
and with that terrible fact that my phone is actually CONFISCATED FOR TODAY
so i just told him its with mummy lah
i replied SO NICELY lah

then.
i cant connect for him
cause i dont know how to
and he went into a flying rage.
those kind of. wahlow-you-all-eat-what-grow-up-one-so-noob attitude
i didnt born with the ability to connect to internet lah
i only know how to do it for my tablet lor
like he is born knowing how to connect to internet
and he actually told my other cousin i everything also cannot do properly and stuff
OMG!? PLS LAH!
you studied ENGINEERING LAH!
your com spoil i dunno how to fix you scold for what
your com you very qiang you fix yourself lah
you 2 years older than me lor. SICKENING KUKU
you think you royal highness, prince MEH!?
PUI! i puke infront of you ah.
noob shit
so im pissed
i walked out and slammed the door of his room
and went to eat

and i started complaining to mummy and sister
and they totally agree lah
cause. they went through the same thing earlier on. b4 i return home
so i was scooping the soup thing
then inside got this nice nice thing.
ah. i dunno wad its called
but its nice jiu diu le
so i told mummy. "daddy shouldnt be eating this. HIGH IN CALORIES, later he fat"
and my mum is like. ok lor. u take more lah. leave some for your stupid royal cousin ( ps.: she didnt says stupid royal)
so i took ALL of them
pls lah. you are in my house and its not like we all "qian4" you de lor
your com need help we must be technician and help you fixed meh
so. actually. yes he wun be able to eat that nice nice thing
i had enough of him le lor
and my sister help me eat also. XD
never offend girls. you never know how you die. =X

apparently school started and i hate it lah!
on sat.
i dunno wad actually got into my daddy head
but he actually said he would bring the whole family to like catch prawns thing
at farmart centre
and omgosh. i cant help but to admit what a loser i can be lah
cause daddy rented two fishing(prawning) thing for 1 hour
and then me and my sister actually only like got 2 PATHETIC PRAWNS!!
so its like. 1 prawn is $13 lah.
i think its still somewhere in the fridge.
i shall post the prawn pic tmr.

then on sun.
my new tuition teacher came in
and shes like TOTALLY WEIRD
she can come in teach teach teach. then start mumbling to herself.
and i kind of like freak out lah.
OLD tuition teachers are weird people

then today
YES! the world most terrible thing happen
Mr ng changed the seating arrangement
and shes not beside me anymore!
omg. and there goes the world most crappy creature
eugene wong......
cause during chem lesson right
everybody is practically dosing off
and the creature beside me had all kind of rubbish coming out from his mouth
those random thing like " ah. i think i want to shit" "shitting is the world most wonderful thing" and so on. and the not random thing is i forgot. but it can easily cause you to go into a laughing fit.
and yes. charlene is the same.
at the busstop with amanda and charlene
the bimbo suddenly said " GAH! i feel like shitting. no. i want to shit. i can feel the shit. its just at the hole" and yes. gross.
2 totally random people. :)

& lots of people went for the summer camp
howard, yeechin, ashleigh, craigven
ah! howard!! XD
=X

AH! i isolated my entertaining book! shopaholic ties the knot. omg. its nice nice nice.